Let's Do the Time Warp Again*

(*although, technically, this song is from the wrong era...)

Skinny Jeans. Jelly Bracelets. Stirrup Pants. Long sweaters. Slouch boots.

Clothes in my closest from a bygone era?

Nope. Current Back-to-School Fashions.

Oh, it's been coming for a while, I know. What put me over the top today was a pair of pastel multi-colored high top sneakers (for women, mind you) like these. That, and the Barbie and the Rockers collector's edition, circa 1986.

Yesterday, I watched Punky Brewster as a grown-up. No, I'm not kidding.

I can't take it anymore. I now want a long tee-shirt with a buckle and straight leg jeans to roll.

Now, where's my Swatch with the watch guards?